According to local radio, a Berkshire resident has witnessed aliens abducting buffalo from a farm in Overton, near Basingstoke.
My initial reaction was "why buffalo?". Could this be a case of mistaken identity? Perhaps, if you're an alien, all earth life looks much the same. I can imagine the conversation now...
"We have tuned in to your radio and TV broadcasts. We know you are an intelligent species so take us to your leader."
"Moo"
"Moo? Lieutenant Zog, run that through the ship computer's language analyser. What's he saying?
Of course, I could have got it completely wrong. Maybe aliens are just excessively fond of mozzarella.
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